05-03-2008
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an "Alaskain shepherd". Still looking for that breed in my dog book.
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It’s a brand new designer breed where they crossed an Alaskan Malamoot with a German Shepperd.
Sometimes the little tinge of red in my neck shows through, and I’ll refer to sterilization as being “nutted or gutted”.
And Winnie, this thread was a great idea, nice job!
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05-03-2008
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Rokweilers and Datsuns
Rockweilers are one of my favorites and though I've tried to locate those pesky "Datsuns" all I see are Nissans now it seems...
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05-03-2008
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Oh, I wonder if the datsuns in your areas are in the same breed group as our doxens?
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05-03-2008
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I wonder just what the aignerent could do with Bouvier des Flandres?
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Originally Posted by Getting too old
And Winnie, this thread was a great idea, nice job!
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Hey, back at you, dude, it was your idea!
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05-04-2008
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I had to do up a report once when I was a fisheries officer...guys had under sized crabs....we had a new typist...when the report came back it read... "and he had in his possession 10 undersexed crabs"..... I thought it was a great joke and the typist was mortified...but was funny.
I wonder how you tell if a crab is undersexed??
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05-04-2008
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My all time favorites... Rockwilder (for our rotty's), doxhound (for the dachshund), Lasso appso (poor Lhasa's) and Schnizer (the schnauzer's).
What about some of the messed up names they call these poor babies? I think in 24 years I had heard them all...and then another comes along!
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05-05-2008
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Originally Posted by Bluey
I wonder how you tell if a crab is undersexed??
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Thats easy just look for the wedding ring.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bluey
I had to do up a report once when I was a fisheries officer...guys had under sized crabs....we had a new typist...when the report came back it read... "and he had in his possession 10 undersexed crabs"..... I thought it was a great joke and the typist was mortified...but was funny.
I wonder how you tell if a crab is undersexed??
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Off the topic just a little, but one of our detectives told me about a sexual assault case he had filed once. He wrote the victim had been sexually assaulted “anally”, but spell check changed it to “annually”. Of course the DA wanted to know how long this had been going on before she reported it.
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Here's list of painful mispellings I have come across in police reports written by officers I work with :
Euphimized - .....the comp. did not want to see the dog euphimized.
Trustpasser - ....complainant had mistaken the dog for a trustpasser.
Doverman Pincher - ......dog found at large described as a black Doverman Pincher.
chiwuahuwa
chawawa
cocker spannel
lasso apso
docks hound
beeshon freeze
wimaranner
weimeranner
cock and poo
pog dog
stratfordshire terrier
austrian cattle dog
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