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Old 08-19-2007
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I have come to notice that officers have certain "magic words or phrases" when it comes to writing citations. I am fairly lenient and by no means a ticket-a-holic but if someone says "f$#@ you" or "you are NOT giving ME a ticket" It is almost a certainty to get a ticket from me. What, of any, are your "magic words"?
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I like it when a person tells me " hey thats my dog" when I pull out the ticket book they say " hey man I was just joking".
They arn't laughing very hard when the get a ticket for interfereing with an officer
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I especially hate, " Why don't you harass the neighbors, they're dogs are always out, or always barking?"
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" the neighbor kids must have left my gate open."
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" doesn't (insert complainants name here) have a life they have to complain about my dog?"

Its always someone else's fault.
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The one I hear the most is "Some kids let him off the chain". Give me a break.
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Mine is the "LIE". Of course my dog is licensed. I hate when people lie to your face. Don't they even give a thought that I'll go back and check?
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I guess mine is dogs left in car. "I was only in there for a few minutes" uh huh well sir in the 15 minutes I have been here I put a probe in your car and read a temprature of 150 degrees. "Oh, I didnt realize I was gone that long"

The license one gets me a bit but I carry an updated printout of all the licensed animals with me so I can show them immediately that they do not have it.
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Oh, pretty much anything that indicates a total unwillingness to get it. Like, "but WHY can't you just make this a warning, I'm a nice person!" in that whiney voice that some persons are fool enough to try on non-relatives. Or, "my dog is fine. I love my dog. You have no idea how good this dog has it" (as I take their dog out of the 120-degree car). Or, "you're just a wanna-be cop, you make me sick." Well, press hard, baby, because today you're getting whatever this wanna-be cop feels like handing out, okay? Idiots. First rule of getting a ticket: politely say "Yes, officer," "no, officer," and "thank you, officer," usually in that order.
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Words? Woof woof. I hate it when people "bark" at me. Dork, you really think that's funny? woof woof yourself.

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What everyone has said above and oh...so many more. I was surrounded by magical people.
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OK, One more that I finally had to say something about. Today I pulled into a gas station and a couple was sitting in there car. I heard him say "hey, its the dogcatcher. Maybe he will take my wife". To me, Thats totally disrespectful and i told him he should apologize. He said "Its my old lady, i can say what i want."
I love stupid people. I love stupid people etc.........
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