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30) You can tell the difference between Demodex and Scabies by sight and smell.
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You radio dispatch to hold the status checks while you're tracking a bear or have a raccoon on your pole!
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this is fantastic... funny as hell... and so so ON..... I guess you don't realize it 'til it's in writing.... awesome post!
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31) you walk into the station to call it a day and dispatc sends you a priority call.

Happened to us today, we were walking into the station and dispatch sent us a call of 905L multiple which means stray dogs (dogs at large) were spotted. Turned out they got loose from the owner.
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32) You honestly believe that the worst thing about being mauled by a pit bull in the line of duty is the paperwork.


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32) You honestly believe that the worst thing about being mauled by a pit bull in the line of duty is the paperwork.


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Ok so these are only relevant for costal ACO's but hey go with what you know.

(33) You have ever had to argue with someone on the beach, that the hole in the seals head is an ear and not a bullet wound.

(34) You have ever had to argue with "rescuers" that seals are mamals and yes they are perfectly fine on the beach.



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I think someone was talking about this on the forums a while back:

35) When you are at the doctor for a dog bite in the field, some fool says, "Has animal control been notified?" and he thinks he so hilarious.
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You deliberately gaze at dog poop to see what's in it and can give an instant diagnosis of a dog's problems by what you see with 99.9% accuracy.
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You deliberately gaze at dog poop to see what's in it and can give an instant diagnosis of a dog's problems by what you see with 99.9% accuracy.
How true, but sad, it's official, I'm a poop expert!!

37) The stench of parvo or pan-luke makes you stop dead in your tracks, turn around and search until you find the pen/cage that it's coming from.

3 The batteries in your camera die, and there still is more evidence to photograph.

39) If it is storming with torential (sp?) rain or (bone chilling cold for some), a cruelty complaint will come in and you will be on scene for at least 8 hours.

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