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Default You know you're an animal control officer if...

1) You have the bladder capacity of five people.

3) You believe that 50% of people are a waste of good air.

4) Your idea of a good time is a "dogs running at large" call.

5) You disbelieve 90% of what you hear & 75% of what you see.

6) You have your weekends off planned for a year.

7) You refer to your favorite restaurant by the intersection at which it's located.

You ever had to put the phone on hold before you begin laughing uncontrollably.

9) You think caffeine should be available in IV form.

10) Anyone has ever said to you, "Don't you have anything better to do than be here messing with me."

11) You can discuss where you are going to eat with your partner while standing over a dead body.

12) You are the only person introduced at social gatherings by profession.

13) You walk into places & people think it's high comedy to grab their buddy and shout, "Officer here's the animal"

14) People shout, "the dogcatcher!" when you walk into a room & think they're being hugely funny & original.

15) You've ever referred to Tuesday as "my weekend", or "this is my Friday".

16) You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says, "Boy, it sure is quiet tonight."

17) You have left more meals on the restaurant table than you've eaten.

1 You are reminded daily that "You, just ruined my life".

I took these from a "you know you're a cop if." post and modified them in an attempt to fit into animal control. How'd I do?
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You did well. Bang on. I'm sure there'lll be more to follow.
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19) You enjoy watching peoples faces as you enter the convenience store after a dog just emptied its anal glands on you.

20) You can drive down the road, eating a meal, talking on the radio and writing down information at the same time.

21) You never eat all the french fries, just in case.

22) You use the KFC drive-thru to pick up bait for the live trap.

23) Your pager goes off just as you're about to sit down to Sunday dinner,or take a shower, or get intimate, or the Superbowl half-time show is about to start, or you finally fall asleep.

24) You always let the LEO step inside of hoarders house first, then stand aside, so when they come blowing back out they don't knock you down.

25) You respond to the middle finger salute from the vehicle passing by with the hand sign I love you.

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26) You notice a persons dogs before you notice the person.
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19) You enjoy watching peoples faces as you enter the convenience store after a dog just emptied its anal glands on you.
LoL...i LOVE it!!
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27) You enjoy watching people reactions in the cars next to you after you've picked up a freshly dead skunk
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28. Your cat-hoarder defendant shows up for trial and the Judge opens the windows w/the AC running in the court.

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OMG! That is so great! Thanks guys for a great laugh this morning! I needed it.
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22) You use the KFC drive-thru to pick up bait for the live trap.

23) Your pager goes off just as you're about to sit down to Sunday dinner,or take a shower, or get intimate, or the Superbowl half-time show is about to start, or you finally fall asleep.
LMAO!!!!

I did #22 last week!

As for #23...all I can say is...thank GOD I don't have to do that anymore, because that is dead on accurate!!!
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OH!

I got another one, cause it happened on a raid last week!

# 29) You enter a house on a cruelty raid, the cops are all covering their mouths and noses, saying "Oh God, the smell!", and you reply, "Huh? I don't smell anything!"
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