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Talking Mixed Breed Dogs

Airedale x Malamute = Airmal, litters that go first class

Airedale X Spaniel = Airel, a dog that brings in good TV reception

Akita x Shiba Inu = SHIKITA, a bright yellow, banana shaped dog

Basenji X Schipperke = Baserke, a dog that's mad about its owner

Bloodhound X Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Bloodhound X Borzoi = Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun

Boxer X German Shorthair = Boxer Shorts, a dog never seen in public

Bull Terrier x ****zu = Bull****z, a gregarious but unreliable breed

Cairn Terrier x Jack Russell Terrier = Cairjack, can never find him when you have a flat tire

Chihuahua X Whippet = Chiapet, order from TV ads; 3 for $19.95

Cocker Spaniel x Rottweiler = Cockrot, the perfect puppy for that philandering ex-husband

Collie X Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work

Collie X Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

Deerhound X Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

Great Pyrenees X Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Great Pyrenees x Jack Russell Terrier = Pyrajacks, don't bet on 'em

Harrier x Pit Bull = Hairy Pits, found throughout Europe

Highland Terrier x Jack Russell Terrier = Hijack, gets you in trouble on airplanes

Irish Water Spaniel X English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Jack Russell Terrier x Labrador = Jackdor, falls out windows trying to fly

Keeshond X Setter = Keester, you can't get this dog off its duff

Kerry Blue Terrier X Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries

Kerry Blue Terrier X Bloodhound = Blueblood, a favorite with the upper crust in Society

Labrador Retriever X Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Malamute X Pointer = Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Newfoundland X Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Pekingese X Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog

Pekingese X Dachshund = Peking Dach, owned by Chinese restranteurs

Pekinese x Rottweiler = Parrot, repeats everything you say

Pointer X Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Poodle X Great Pyrenees = Poopyree, a dog that smells good

Pyrenees x Akita = PYRAKITA, a small brightly-colored South American dog that can be finger-trained, as well as trained to talk

Saluki x ****zu = Suzuki, goes for miles on a gallon of gas

Scotch Terrier x Water Spaniel = Scotch & Water, served throughout England (as opposed to watered scotch, served throughout the USA)

Smooth Fox Terrier X Chow Chow = Smooch, a dog who loves to kiss

Spaniel x Dachshund = Spandachs, in gyms everywhere

Spitz X Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

Terrier X Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Wiener Dog x Rottweiler = BRATWEILER, a German dog found at the snack bars at sporting events

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HA HA HA HA! nice!

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