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Old 07-02-2012
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Talking How about some ACO humor

You know your an " ACO When"...

Figured we as ACO's could have some fun by adding to the above.
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Old 07-04-2012
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You know your an " ACO When"...
1) You can (and DO) see a dog's testicles from a moving car, prompting your teenager to say "Will you PLEASE stop looking at dog balls? It's not even your jurisdiction!!"

2) Your friend posts pictures of her baby at the park on Facebook and instead of "ooh and ah" you comment "why isn't your dog on a leash?"

3) You've asked a friend "Do I smell like goat?"

BTW, all these have happened to me recently.
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You automatically look at any dog you meet, even in a friend's home, to see if its properly groomed, nails trimmed and has tags.

You easily tell stories involving blood, guts, puke and gore in restaurants causing neighboring tables to move away.

You sleep through a bad thunderstorm, but leap out of bed at the slightest gag of your pet preparing to barf.

You can determine the priority importance of a call based on the pitch of the reporting person's voice.
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The smell of anal gland doesn't even phase you but your spouse makes you strip before entering the house.

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The smell of anal gland doesn't even phase you but your spouse makes you strip before entering the house.

Cheers, Scooter
Thats not because of your job.
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Thats not because of your job.
LOL! Nice.
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