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Old 09-26-2008
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I like this one.

If you classify as an “ugly person,” you must not walk down any street in San Francisco.

SFPD Officer says " Sir, come over here please, I need to speak with you." The man walks over to the cop and says. "Yes Officer, what can I do for you?"

The cop looks at him, cocks his head and says "Sir, are you aware your ugly?"

"I....well... um... what? Ugly? I am not a GQ man but I wouldn't use the word ugly." states the man on the street.

SFPD then replies. "No sir you are very ugly and we have a law in this city that you are not to walk down any street so I am going to have to ask you to get in your car and leave. No walking for you."

The stunned man totally taken aback says " What the hell is this crap!? What kinda stupid law is that?"

"Sir I don't make the laws just enforce them and if your are not going to get in your car right now I am going to have to take you in."

"I...I.. I don't have a car. I always walk or take the BART."

SFPD shifts his weight and looks at the guy on the street " Well, sir you leave me no choice. Turn around and put your hands on top of your head. Your under arrest for being ugly."

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