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Forum: Ask the ACO 09-20-2009
Replies: 3
Views: 1,505
Posted By Uncle Fester
The Shock Troops

Make sure you do that-I'll put together some graphics that will blow your mind and make you proud!
Forum: Ask the ACO 09-20-2009
Replies: 3
Views: 1,505
Posted By Uncle Fester
I can make your Computer Graphics

Howdy folks!

Look, Marcus Kumpus Maximus knows me and will attest to one of my more redeeming talents-I can throw-down on some computer graphics for websites, brochures or posters.
Here's one I...
Forum: General Chat 11-15-2008
Replies: 13
Views: 2,129
Posted By Uncle Fester
Press 39 if your pet has produced another litter...

Press 39 if your pet has produced another litter of animals you don't have time to find a home for and you missed the last three free spay/neuter appointments we made for you.

Press 40 if you wish...
Forum: General Chat 09-15-2008
Replies: 4
Views: 1,654
Posted By Uncle Fester
These be the folks

If you want FREE, you read it right, FREE as in GRATIS, NO COST TO YOU microchip scanners, THESE be the folks to annoy, oops, I mean talk to:
http://www.crystaltag.com/

I got about 10 or 15 of them...
Forum: Ask the ACO 08-30-2008
Replies: 17
Views: 3,791
Posted By Uncle Fester
Well, shopping malls but the rent would kill ya'....

Well, shopping malls but the rent would kill ya'. I have to wonder what would the health code problems be since many Wal-Marts also have groceries and food for sale?

I think at least part of the...
Forum: Ask the ACO 08-19-2008
Replies: 26
Views: 5,262
Posted By Uncle Fester
GREAT input-thanks a lot EVERYONE!

Wow, ask and ye shall have thy mind BLOWN!

Personally speaking, I am all for an increase to the Virginia Beach Animal Control Budget so they can have the resources to do the following:
ABOVE ALL)...
Forum: Ask the ACO 07-27-2008
Replies: 26
Views: 5,262
Posted By Uncle Fester
Well GTO, I'm with you-a lot of LEO's seem to get...

Well GTO, I'm with you-a lot of LEO's seem to get some sort of kick out of jamming people with chickens--t tickets and the same is true of some ACO's. One of the former ACO's that attacked VBAC was...
Forum: Ask the ACO 07-26-2008
Replies: 26
Views: 5,262
Posted By Uncle Fester
What is the best formula?

Here in Virginia Beach, our Animal Control is under assault by the SPCA wherein they are accusing them of animal cruelty and not writing enough citations.

So we need to determine which is the best...
Forum: General Chat 07-21-2008
Replies: 9
Views: 1,867
Posted By Uncle Fester
Oh, i understand all that, but their truck will...

Oh, i understand all that, but their truck will become a paperweight if they think I'm giving up my cat...
Forum: General Chat 07-03-2008
Replies: 9
Views: 1,867
Posted By Uncle Fester
Well GTO, like a tree-hugging virus, the...

Well GTO, like a tree-hugging virus, the anti-idling thing is spreading. The problem is, the self-aggrandizing tree-huggers like to pass laws prohibiting something before they have an alternative...
Forum: In the News 07-02-2008
Replies: 54
Views: 28,962
Posted By Uncle Fester
And Texas executes cop-killers.....

And Texas executes cop-killers.....
Forum: General Chat 07-02-2008
Replies: 9
Views: 1,867
Posted By Uncle Fester
Misguided Truckers

Howdy Folks,
There seems to be some confusion in the trucking industry that I think you can help with.

Recently, the People's Republic of California enacted a new regulation that does not allow for...
Forum: Welcome Wagon 01-20-2008
Replies: 7
Views: 1,437
Posted By Uncle Fester
You also need....

You also need a good Internet presence to help you promote animal adoptions as well as public education-the Portsmouth Humane Society, Portsmouth, Virginia stands ready, willing and MORE than able to...
Forum: Ask the ACO 01-20-2008
Replies: 10
Views: 3,592
Posted By Uncle Fester
Please, don't take this personal

If you want to see the epitmoe <sp> of the government attitude, simply go to the DMV-these people will NEVER be accused of taking SPEED.
The same is true of many in government service who have been...
Forum: Ask the ACO 01-20-2008
Replies: 9
Views: 2,394
Posted By Uncle Fester
Here's what you need!

Get'cha one of THESE!


http://www.military.com/pics/SoldierTech_AS50-1.jpg


Oh yea, baby! That's the one you want.......
Forum: Ask the ACO 01-20-2008
Replies: 21
Views: 5,049
Posted By Uncle Fester
On the flip side,

As the ACO FunStop "Citizen Oversight", I have no problem with the citation if it is deserved-the dog in a hot car issue would be an automatic for me-along with a good pistol-whipping and 10 minutes...
Forum: In the News 01-04-2008
Replies: 1
Views: 795
Posted By Uncle Fester
oops! That hurt!

oops! That hurt!
Forum: In the News 12-29-2007
Replies: 23
Views: 2,965
Posted By Uncle Fester
I dare say.....

I dare say that there isn't a handbook published by or for any police department that says "In the event of a confrontation with a Bengal Tiger, the Officer should do the following:"
Would that the...
Forum: In the News 11-02-2007
Replies: 23
Views: 4,116
Posted By Uncle Fester
My Daddy always said "an idiot and their money...

My Daddy always said "an idiot and their money are soon parted", but in this case, I'd have to say that Ellen was lucky enough to get together with it at all........
Forum: In the News 10-27-2007
Replies: 6
Views: 1,253
Posted By Uncle Fester
I'm getting a little tired of the "black...

I'm getting a little tired of the "black community" supporting this clown simply BECAUSE he's black and for no other reason.

I wish the U.S. Attorney hadn't offered him a plea deal-that would have...
Forum: General Chat 10-12-2007
Replies: 12
Views: 3,313
Posted By Uncle Fester
Try rescuegroups.org, it has a website, it...

Try rescuegroups.org, it has a website, it transmits date about adoptable animals to all the major pet adoption sites and has an animal journal for medical issues as well as contacts listings.
We are...
Forum: In the News 10-12-2007
Replies: 4
Views: 1,073
Posted By Uncle Fester
maybe PeTA has infiltrated CalTrans? It certainly...

maybe PeTA has infiltrated CalTrans? It certainly sounds like PeTA's M.O......
Forum: General Chat 09-12-2007
Replies: 23
Views: 4,191
Posted By Uncle Fester
My own humble contribution towards educating...

My own humble contribution towards educating people about rabies
http://www.portsmouthhumanesociety.rescuegroups.org/info/display?PageID=3250

Although I must admit, I fear that one day, I will...
Forum: General Chat 09-10-2007
Replies: 5
Views: 6,779
Posted By Uncle Fester
Day shu' fuhgiiuh Michael Vick an' le' hims play!

"Man, days only commin' down on heem cawse' he's a black man whut gots money, das all et eez"
Or:
"Man, duh gubbuhment ain't gots no bidness in dis an' if it was a WHITE MAN, day wouddn't has done...
Forum: Ask the ACO 08-28-2007
Replies: 14
Views: 4,291
Posted By Uncle Fester
Not that again....

Some of these "Punish the deed and not the breed" types drive me to the very brink of dimentia.
While being a very warm and fuzzy sentiment, by the time we get to the "deed", it's too late becasue...
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